If you say the word “gullible” very slowly, it sounds like “oranges.”
Did you try? Did you even think about trying? Then I’ve got a guy who wants to meet you.
I heard about this guy over at Ms. Vivienne’s Process of Elimination blog, and I thought she was making it up.
She wasn’t.
His name is Braco. One name. Just “Braco.”
[Make sure you pronounce it correctly. Just as Sade throws in that lateral lisp and an “r”, this one-name wonder has a Slavic twist to his moniker. It’s pronounced “BRA-tzoh”…like matzoh with a bra.]
Anyway, Braco is a gazer.
Yup. He gazes. That’s his job. That’s his profession. That’s his calling.
And (for a nominal fee), Braco will gaze…at you.
Sorry. I just got all shivery there for a minute. (more…)
Kurt R.A. Giambastiani 