We have houseguests staying with us this week, which naturally reminded me of the time my girlfriend’s parents came to dinner.
Let me ‘splain.
As part of her new business, my wife is hosting a retreat for some of her colleagues. They are staying with us for the week, during which they’ll all confab and meditate and plan and strategize and bond as a team.
Since my direct involvement is neither required nor particularly useful, I offered to do two things:
- Do the cooking and washing up.
- Otherwise stay out of the way.
Regular readers know that I am an unabashed omnivore; my recipes are almost always omnivorous or “omnivore adjacent.” Knowing that, you can imagine my reaction when, after planning menus and making shopping lists, I learned that one of our guests is gluten-free and another is vegan:

DON’T PANIC