Man, the tool maker.
Great apes, dolphins, sea otters, crows, jays, octopuses: Dude, get a grip.
Man, the user of language.
Dolphins (again), orcas, bats: Um… what now?
Man, the animal that grieves.
Elephants, dolphins (yet again), giraffes, jays: Seriously?
Man, the animal that farms its food.
Ants, damselfish, wood beetles: Hey, get off my lawn!
Man, um, the … jeez … the animal that cooks its food.
Dragons: Hold my beer.