Yeah, sure.
“I write because…because I must,” he said as he fell back in a swoon, hand to forehead.
Blah, blah, blah. Flip it to the B-Side, Sonny.
[Jeez…how many of you don’t know what I mean by “B-side,” I wonder?]
Let’s drop the dramatics and be real for a moment.
The truth is, if I never wrote another word, if I never ventured another sentence of prose, I would not die. Yes, that’s right. If I never wrote again, I wouldn’t spend my life in abject misery. I wouldn’t feel the lack of a pen in my hand like the ache from some phantom limb. I wouldn’t bemoan the globe’s loss of my mellifluous prose (nor, most likely, would the globe).
No, I do not write because “I must.” Nor do I write for fame (duh!) or fortune (ditto!). Nor do I write for the approbation of my peers (hell, they’re so busy they can’t even find time to read my books, much less swamp me with approbation.)
Obviously, there are reasons I write. You don’t write nine novels without sufficient reason. But do you want to know why? Seriously, do you want to know?
C’mere. I’ll tell you. (more…)