It came in the mail today, and it might as well have come with an honorary AARP membership because now, without doubt, I am officially an old white guy.
I opened the package, and immediately started to doink around with it before reading the instructions (oh come on; you do that, too). I scrounged up six AAA batteries to put into its belly, turned it on, and then (finally) looked at the user’s leaflet that came with it.
When I brought it out into the living room, my wife cocked her head and asked, “What is that?”
I told her, and she laughed. She laughed because she knew, too. I am officially an old white guy. There’s no denying it, now.
Kurt R.A. Giambastiani 